{"id":95,"date":"2015-05-08T18:54:36","date_gmt":"2015-05-08T18:54:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.poiseandpen.com\/publishing\/?page_id=95"},"modified":"2020-10-06T13:49:06","modified_gmt":"2020-10-06T19:49:06","slug":"waste-not","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"http:\/\/www.poiseandpen.com\/publishing\/short-stories\/waste-not\/","title":{"rendered":"Waste Not"},"content":{"rendered":"

[et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ admin_label=”section” _builder_version=”3.22″][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_2,1_2″ admin_label=”row” _builder_version=”3.25″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat”][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_image src=”http:\/\/www.poiseandpen.com\/publishing\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/Waste-Not-High-Resolution.jpg” alt=”Waste Not (And Other Funny Zombie Stories)” title_text=”Waste Not – High Resolution” align=”center” align_tablet=”center” align_phone=”” align_last_edited=”on|desktop” admin_label=”Waste Not Cover” _builder_version=”4.5.6″ animation_style=”slide” animation_direction=”left” animation_duration=”500ms” animation_intensity_slide=”10%” animation=”left” sticky=”off”] [\/et_pb_image][\/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text admin_label=”Description” _builder_version=”3.27.4″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat”]Although completely discordant on the surface, zombies and comedy complement one another immensely and have a long history of doing so. This collection of three funny zombie stories nods to that tradition and continues it.<\/p>\n

Waste Not<\/strong> \u2013 The coming of zombies forces humankind back to the land, to a simple lifestyle where \u2018Waste Not, Want Not\u2019 becomes more than a motto, it becomes the key to survival. And revenge.<\/p>\n

Feeders<\/strong> \u2013 The zombie apocalypse will affect more than just humans, explore the repercussions of walking dead through the eyes of a cat in this story guaranteed to make you smile.<\/p>\n

\u2026Oh My!<\/strong> \u2013 What if the Wicked Witch of the West wasn\u2019t killed by Dorothy\u2019s house? What if she couldn\u2019t be, because she was a zombie. Dun dun dun!
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Available now at:<\/strong><\/p>\n

Amazon<\/a> (Paperback)<\/p>\n

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And also on Goodreads<\/a><\/p>\n

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Praise for Waste Not (And Other Funny Zombie Stories):<\/h3>\n

[\/et_pb_text][et_pb_testimonial author=”Vanessa Ricci-Thode” job_title=”Author of The Dragon Whisperer” admin_label=”Testimonial (Ness)” _builder_version=”3.2″ background_color=”#e6e1c4″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat”]\u201cHit-you-in-the-gut dark humour will have you howling.\u201d
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